Q. What is the definition of an accountant?
A. Someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q. What's an extroverted accountant?
A. One who looks at your shoes while they are talking to you instead of their own.
Q. How does an accountant stay out of debt?
A. He learns to act his wage.
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